• Todays Classic Ad

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 3 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 3, 2025.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    The more
    You shave
    The brushless way
    The more you'll be
    Inclined to say--
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Mortar M.@1:124/5016 to Daryl Stout on Wed Sep 3 11:12:46 2025
    Re: Todays Classic Ad
    By: Daryl Stout to All on Wed Sep 03 2025 00:01:08

    On this day...
    The more
    You shave
    The brushless way
    The more you'll be
    Inclined to say--
    Burma-Shave

    A little explanation would be helpful for those not in the know.
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Linux
    * Origin: End Of The Line BBS - endofthelinebbs.com (1:124/5016)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Mortar M. on Wed Sep 3 18:28:54 2025
    On this day...
    The more
    You shave
    The brushless way
    The more you'll be
    Inclined to say--
    Burma-Shave

    A little explanation would be helpful for those not in the
    know.

    Well, this is the MEMORIES echo, or so I thought.

    First, it was started years ago on FIDONet, and had several
    moderators come and go. The last one was Joe Mackey, but I think
    he lost his battle with cancer.

    I had dropped the BBS networks just over a year ago, as I was
    starting to get burned out. Then, after my younger brother's
    suicide 14 months ago, I ended up having a nervous breakdown,
    and a panic attack, that landed me in the psychiatric ward for
    a week...where they fed us 2000 calories a MEAL...NOT a DAY...
    as if WE were the turkeys being fattened up for Thanksgiving.

    After my release, a fellow ham radio operator told me that
    "You have an excuse to be sane...the rest of us aren't so
    lucky". <G>

    But, the burnout climaxed in early December, 2024, and I shut
    the BBS down, because I just needed some time away from it. With
    Windows 10 support ending in October, 2025, I thought the BBS
    would end up going away, because it was on my late Mom's computer,
    and it wouldn't run under Windows 11, as the motherboard and CPU
    were too old.

    Fellow Sysop and ham radio operator Dave Perussel, gifted me
    a BeeLink mini computer, with a special built version of NTVDM64
    on it, and a Synchronet Setup, where I could run the BBS on it.
    After a stormy spring and summer (I get hellacious lightning
    around here during storms), I finally got to get to work on
    bringing the system back online after an extended hiatus.

    Now, to the crux of the message.

    Years ago, there was a company called Burma-Vita that made
    shaving products for men, known as Burma Shave. Their ads were
    painted on signs at certain intervals as one went down the road
    on vacation or otherwise. More details are at:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma-Shave

    Daryl



    ... Blondes have more fun, but redheads have more pizazz.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 4 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 4, 2025.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Highways are
    No place
    To sleep
    Stop your car
    To count your sheep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 5 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 5, 2025.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    The minutes
    Some folks
    Save through speed
    They never even
    Live to need
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 6 21:37:47 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 6, 2025.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    At school zones
    Heed instructions!
    Protect
    our little
    Tax deductions
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 7 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 7, 2025.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    The midnight ride
    Of Paul
    For beer
    Led to a
    Warmer hemisphere
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 8 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 8, 2025.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    It's not
    How fast or slow
    You drive
    The question is
    How you arrive
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 9 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 9, 2025.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    I've read
    These signs
    Since just a kid
    Now that I shave
    I'm glad I did
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 10 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 10, 2025.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    We don't
    Know how
    To split an atom
    But as to whiskers
    Let us at 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.23-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 11 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 11, 2025.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Wild men pulled
    Their whiskers out
    That's what made
    Them wild
    No doubt--
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 12 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 12, 2025.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Little Bo-Peep
    Has lost her Jeep
    It struck
    A truck
    When she went to sleep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 13 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 13, 2025.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    A man
    A miss
    A car--a curve
    He kissed the miss
    And missed the curve
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 14 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 14, 2025.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Whiskers
    Easy come,
    You know
    Why not make them
    Easy go?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 15 00:01:07 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 15, 2025.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    He saw
    The train
    And tried to duck it
    Kicked first the gas
    And then the bucket
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 16 08:57:26 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 16, 2025.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    Headline news
    For face
    And chin
    Now improved
    With lanolin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 17 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 17, 2025.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    His face
    Was loved
    By just his mother
    He Burma-Shaved
    And now--
    Oh, brother
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 18 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 18, 2025.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    His beard
    Was long
    And strong and tough
    He lost his
    Chicken in the rough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 19 11:40:31 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 19, 2025.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Just this once
    And just for fun
    We'll let you
    Finish
    What we've begun
    ? ? ?
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 20 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 20, 2025.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    With television
    On the set
    Stars are
    Running out
    To get
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 21 00:01:08 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 21, 2025.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    With A sleek cheek
    Pressed to hers
    Jeepers! Creepers!
    How she purrs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 22 15:27:23 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 22, 2025.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    Who have to
    Travel light
    Find the handy tube
    Just right
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 23 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 23, 2025.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Since hubby
    Tried
    That substitute
    He's 1/3 man
    And 2/3 brute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 24 08:49:26 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 24, 2025.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Must sample
    Her "pucker paint"
    Better drive
    Where traffic ain't
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 25 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 25, 2025.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Pull off
    The road
    To change a flat
    Protect your life--
    No spare for that!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Thu Sep 25 12:46:36 2025

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 15, 2025.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    He saw
    The train
    And tried to duck it
    Kicked first the gas
    And then the bucket
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS -- Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)


    Daryl,
    While reading this poem I thought that it might be a favorite of Yours and Mike since it topic is about Railroads.
    Ed
    --- SBBSecho 3.28-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 26 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 26, 2025.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    These three
    Prevent most accidents
    Courtesy
    Caution
    Common sense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Ed Vance on Fri Sep 26 14:08:25 2025
    Ed,

    On this day...
    He saw
    The train
    And tried to duck it
    Kicked first the gas
    And then the bucket
    Burma-Shave

    While reading this poem I thought that it might be a favorite
    of Yours and Mike since it topic is about Railroads.

    It is NO CONTEST betwen ANY vehicle and a train..whether it's
    just a locomotive running light (with no other cars), or if it's
    a fully loaded freight train.

    One locomotive is over 300 tons...and a fully loaded freight
    train is over 12,000 tons (likely much higher). If it's doing
    over 50 mph, it can take from 1 to 3 miles to bring that train
    to a stop, once the engineer "puts it in the big hole" (applies
    the emergency brake)...and all the crew can do is "watch you die".

    It's the equivalent of you driving your vehicle over a can of
    soda pop or beer.

    They will NEVER seat me on a jury involving a grade crossing
    incident...the laws of physics win every time.

    In a poem that The Good Lord gave me, called "No One Asks The
    Engineer", it basically highlights the tragedy at a railroad
    crossing, when a vehicle tried to beat the train. Normally, they
    don't even consider the thoughts or feelings of the crew...but
    as the poem notes, many had to quit, and have recurring nightmares
    over the incident, which was totally preventable.

    The 2 verses I highlight are as follows:

    Had I been the engineer on the train that day,
    And if you asked me how I felt, here is what I'd say.

    "There was no way that I could stop, or out of the way, swerve".
    "They ran a red light at a crossing, and got what they deserved!!".

    You can read that poem at http://www.wx4qz.net/rxr.htm -- along
    with a public service announcement I did for Operation Lifesaver,
    the organization that promotes safety at highway grade crossings.

    It takes far more inertia to stop something moving, than it does
    to get it moving from a dead stop. For that matter, many folks think
    that they can stop just as quick on a wet, snowy, or icy pavement,
    as they can on a dry street. It easily becomes "demolition derby".

    Across the Earth...we rush to beat:

    1) The traffic lights at intersections.
    2) The trains at railroad crossings.
    3) The boats at draw bridges.

    But, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    You figure it out.

    Daryl, N5VLZ

    ... Try to beat a train to a railroad crossing, and you'll be DEAD WRONG!!
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 27 07:39:12 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 27, 2025.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    Said one whisker
    To another
    Can't get tough
    With this stuff
    Brother
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 28 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 28, 2025.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    One Burma-Shave
    The school boy cried
    At least
    I'll smell
    As if I tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 29 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 29, 2025.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    His cheek
    Was rough
    His chick vamoosed
    And now she won't
    Come home to roost
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 30 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 30, 2025.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    On curves ahead
    Remember, sonny
    That rabbit's foot
    Didn't save
    The bunny
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 1 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 1, 2025.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    When
    Super-shaved
    Remember, pard
    You'll still get slapped
    But not so hard
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 2 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 2, 2025.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    His brush is gone
    So what'll we do
    Said Mike Robe I
    To Mike Robe II
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 3 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 3, 2025.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    The place to pass
    On curves
    You know
    Is only at
    A beauty show
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 4 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 4, 2025.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    A whiskery kiss
    For the one
    You adore
    May not make her mad
    But her face will be sore
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 5 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 5, 2025.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    Burma-Shave
    Was such a boom
    They passed
    The bride
    And kissed the groom
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 6 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 6, 2025.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    These signs
    We gladly
    Dedicate
    To men who've had
    No date of late
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 7 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 7, 2025.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    If your peach
    Keeps out
    Of reach
    Better practice
    What we preach
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 8 00:01:11 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 8, 2025.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who drives
    A car wide open
    Is not thinkin'
    He's just hopin'
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 9 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 9, 2025.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    To kiss
    A mug
    That's like a cactus
    Takes more nerve
    Than it does practice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 10 00:01:11 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 10, 2025.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    The whale
    Put Jonah
    Down the hatch
    But coughed him up
    Because he scratched
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.29-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Fri Oct 10 11:40:23 2025

    Ed,

    It is NO CONTEST betwen ANY vehicle and a train..whether it's
    just a locomotive running light (with no other cars), or if it's
    a fully loaded freight train.

    One locomotive is over 300 tons...and a fully loaded freight
    train is over 12,000 tons (likely much higher). If it's doing
    over 50 mph, it can take from 1 to 3 miles to bring that train
    to a stop, once the engineer "puts it in the big hole" (applies
    the emergency brake)...and all the crew can do is "watch you die".

    It's the equivalent of you driving your vehicle over a can of
    soda pop or beer.

    They will NEVER seat me on a jury involving a grade crossing
    incident...the laws of physics win every time.

    In a poem that The Good Lord gave me, called "No One Asks The
    Engineer", it basically highlights the tragedy at a railroad
    crossing, when a vehicle tried to beat the train. Normally, they
    don't even consider the thoughts or feelings of the crew...but
    as the poem notes, many had to quit, and have recurring nightmares
    over the incident, which was totally preventable.

    The 2 verses I highlight are as follows:

    Had I been the engineer on the train that day,
    And if you asked me how I felt, here is what I'd say.

    "There was no way that I could stop, or out of the way, swerve".
    "They ran a red light at a crossing, and got what they deserved!!".

    You can read that poem at http://www.wx4qz.net/rxr.htm -- along
    with a public service announcement I did for Operation Lifesaver,
    the organization that promotes safety at highway grade crossings.

    It takes far more inertia to stop something moving, than it does
    to get it moving from a dead stop. For that matter, many folks think
    that they can stop just as quick on a wet, snowy, or icy pavement,
    as they can on a dry street. It easily becomes "demolition derby".

    Across the Earth...we rush to beat:

    1) The traffic lights at intersections.
    2) The trains at railroad crossings.
    3) The boats at draw bridges.

    But, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    You figure it out.

    Daryl, N5VLZ

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    Daryl, When rereading this today I thought about Tow Boats on the rivers and Large Vessels on the oceans.
    Those can't stop quickly either.

    Reminded me of what a Tow Boat Captain told me , he saw a motorboat was coming towards the head of the barges in his towon his Starboard (right) side, he then put both engines in full reverse but didn't see the boat appear on the Port (left) side.
    He thought his tow had ran over the smallcraft and it made his guts tear up.
    A few minutes later the motor boat appeared traveling away from the tow.
    The motorboat operator had made a right turn as he traveled in front of the barges and had slowed to the same speed as the tow was traveling and stayed in front of them for a while until speeding away from the tow.

    That Captain had the same feelings that Railroad Engineers have when vehicles are on the Tracks in front of them.

    Myself, I cause Road Rage at a nearby Crossing because I slow way down and look left and right before going through the crossing.
    I do that because I am afraid there may be a Electrical Power Failure that has prevented the Signals or Guard Gate operating.

    Yes, I am a case. They haven't found me yet.
    Please don't tell em.
    Ed . .
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Ed Vance on Fri Oct 10 16:55:50 2025
    Ed,

    Daryl, When rereading this today I thought about Tow Boats on
    the rivers and Large Vessels on the oceans.
    Those can't stop quickly either.

    <snip!>

    That Captain had the same feelings that Railroad Engineers have
    when vehicles are on the Tracks in front of them.

    Exactly. And, the moving current doesn't help things, either.

    Myself, I cause Road Rage at a nearby Crossing because I slow
    way down and look left and right before going through the
    crossing. I do that because I am afraid there may be a
    Electrical Power Failure that has prevented the Signals or
    Guard Gate operating.

    Normally, the crossings where electronic signals are, have a
    battery backup power supply, which usually will activate the
    signals, and lower the gates, when power is lost to the bungalo
    signal box. However, those batteries don't last forever (as does
    nothing in this life). Apparently, the signals deactivate when
    the battery backup is about to run out, then they don't work at
    all. At that point, it's the same is a private grade crossing
    with only a crossbuck.

    After Hurricane Charlie several years ago devastated much of
    Florida, damaging much of the railroad and other infrastructure,
    most of the signals went dark. As a result, there were "slow orders"
    for all the trains (including Amtrak), and the crossings had to be
    "flagged", where a member of the crew (likely the Conductor) would
    get off, walk to the crossing, with a flag, and possibly the flares,
    to stop traffic. When the locomotive eased into the crossing to fully
    block it, the Conductor got back on, and the train went on its way.

    Or, if some of the railroad management were involved as flaggers,
    they had HT's to communicate with the dispatcher and the engineer,
    to advise that they could proceed at restricted speed, and that the
    crossing was flagged. The flagger would also check once the rear of
    the train had passed, to verify that the end of train device/marker
    was there, and was activated.

    I remember while still living in Florida, there were warning
    signs at one crossing noting that "the signals were not working,
    and to use caution".

    Before I had to quit driving, the grade crossing only 1/4 mile
    away from my house was activated (gates down and lights flashing),
    but there was no train. I called the number on the Emergency
    Notification System (ENS) sign, and was told which options to
    choose.

    If there was a derailment, a hotbox or railcar fire (especially
    if there was hazardous materials involved (with a colored placard
    on the side))...you would choose option 1. If there was a vehicle
    blocking the crossing, the signals weren't working, or they were
    broken, to choose option 2.

    On the ENS sign was the location of the crossing, the host
    railroad, the milepost, and a department of transportation ID
    number. You would give all that to the dispatcher at the other
    end of the line. They, in turn, would change the signals, issue
    slow orders, and contact the crew...along with other local area
    emergency personnel. They will also dispatch maintenance of way
    (MOW) personnel, to work on repairing the signals.

    If this is done as soon as it occurs (or very shortly thereafter),
    there is a higher chance of stopping an approaching train before it
    slams into stuff at the crossing, or a derailment and fiery explosion
    results, which requires evacuations.

    I have reported this to Union Pacific Railroad (the main railroad
    through Little Rock) more than once...and I gave them my name, and
    my amateur radio callsign.

    Only in America...we rush to beat:

    1) The traffic lights at intersections.
    2) The trains at railroad crossings.
    3) The boats at draw bridges.

    Yet, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    Yes, I am a case. They haven't found me yet.
    Please don't tell em.

    They probably wouldn't want you...or me, either. <G>

    73,

    Daryl, N5VLZ

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 11 00:01:11 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 11, 2025.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Violets are blue
    Roses are pink
    On graves
    Of those
    Who drive and drink
    Burma-Shave
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 12 00:01:12 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 12, 2025.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    My job is
    Keeping faces clean
    And nobody knows
    De stubble
    I've seen
    Burma-Shave
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  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Sun Oct 12 13:42:02 2025

    Ed,

    <snip!>

    Exactly. And, the moving current doesn't help things, either.

    Normally, the crossings where electronic signals are, have a
    battery backup power supply, which usually will activate the
    signals, and lower the gates, when power is lost to the bungalo
    signal box. However, those batteries don't last forever (as does
    nothing in this life). Apparently, the signals deactivate when
    the battery backup is about to run out, then they don't work at
    all. At that point, it's the same is a private grade crossing
    with only a crossbuck.

    After Hurricane Charlie several years ago devastated much of
    Florida, damaging much of the railroad and other infrastructure,
    most of the signals went dark. As a result, there were "slow orders"
    for all the trains (including Amtrak), and the crossings had to be
    "flagged", where a member of the crew (likely the Conductor) would
    get off, walk to the crossing, with a flag, and possibly the flares,
    to stop traffic. When the locomotive eased into the crossing to fully
    block it, the Conductor got back on, and the train went on its way.

    Or, if some of the railroad management were involved as flaggers,
    they had HT's to communicate with the dispatcher and the engineer,
    to advise that they could proceed at restricted speed, and that the
    crossing was flagged. The flagger would also check once the rear of
    the train had passed, to verify that the end of train device/marker
    was there, and was activated.

    I remember while still living in Florida, there were warning
    signs at one crossing noting that "the signals were not working,
    and to use caution".

    Before I had to quit driving, the grade crossing only 1/4 mile
    away from my house was activated (gates down and lights flashing),
    but there was no train. I called the number on the Emergency
    Notification System (ENS) sign, and was told which options to
    choose.

    If there was a derailment, a hotbox or railcar fire (especially
    if there was hazardous materials involved (with a colored placard
    on the side))...you would choose option 1. If there was a vehicle
    blocking the crossing, the signals weren't working, or they were
    broken, to choose option 2.

    On the ENS sign was the location of the crossing, the host
    railroad, the milepost, and a department of transportation ID
    number. You would give all that to the dispatcher at the other
    end of the line. They, in turn, would change the signals, issue
    slow orders, and contact the crew...along with other local area
    emergency personnel. They will also dispatch maintenance of way
    (MOW) personnel, to work on repairing the signals.

    If this is done as soon as it occurs (or very shortly thereafter),
    there is a higher chance of stopping an approaching train before it
    slams into stuff at the crossing, or a derailment and fiery explosion results, which requires evacuations.

    I have reported this to Union Pacific Railroad (the main railroad
    through Little Rock) more than once...and I gave them my name, and
    my amateur radio callsign.

    Only in America...we rush to beat:

    1) The traffic lights at intersections.
    2) The trains at railroad crossings.
    3) The boats at draw bridges.

    Yet, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    They probably wouldn't want you...or me, either. <G>

    73,

    Daryl, N5VLZ

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    Daryl, Your Tagline included DOS amoung the list of plagues
    Maybe MS-DOS but not IBM-DOS.
    On my 486 desktop with MS-DOS 5.0 I later added IBM-DOS 7 to it after finding a IBM-DOS 7 CD at a thrift store.

    I have always wondered if I got caught and committed if the place would allow me to have my Kenwood TS-520S in my room.
    I have a Husler Mobile antenna bottom section with upper portions for 75M through 10M.
    If the institution didn't want to hear my squeaky voice I would bring Headsets and a J-38 Key.
    At least that's the plan I have in my mind
    /Portable# should work O.K. unless I was transmitting on the 15M band.
    73
    Ed
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  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Sun Oct 12 13:50:14 2025
    Daryl, I am not to ng to quote all of your post again.
    I read my reply to youand noticed I feegit to write about learning the circuit box at Signal Crossings had a Back-uo Battery in case line power was off in the area.
    Thanks!
    Ed
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 13 00:01:12 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 13, 2025.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesn't
    Kiss you
    Like she useter?
    Perhaps she's seen
    A smoother rooster!!
    Burma-Shave
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Ed Vance on Mon Oct 13 23:03:15 2025
    Ed,

    Daryl, Your Tagline included DOS amoung the list of plagues
    Maybe MS-DOS but not IBM-DOS.

    Details, details, details. <G>

    On my 486 desktop with MS-DOS 5.0 I later added IBM-DOS 7 to it
    after finding a IBM-DOS 7 CD at a thrift store.

    I had a fellow ham radio operator on my BBS years ago (when it was
    still on dial-up. At a "flea market", he found a most unusual system,
    with the following:

    1) A 3.5" and a 5.25" floppy drive
    2) A monochrome amber monitor (with complimentary burn-in <G>).
    3) A keyboard and a mouse

    What was missing?? A hard drive, and an operating system!!

    So, I created a 3.5" floppy disk with the COMMAND.COM from
    Windows 95, and we booted up on A: (3.5") drive. Then, on the
    B: (5.25") drive, I had the minimal setup of GTO -- GT Power,
    Terminal Only. At the time, it was on dial-up only. But, he was
    able to logon to my BBS, and play the games...from a computer
    that didn't have a hard drive or an OS!!

    I have always wondered if I got caught and committed if the
    place would allow me to have my Kenwood TS-520S in my room.

    Don't give these folks ideas!! <G>

    I have a Husler Mobile antenna bottom section with upper
    portions for 75M through 10M.

    I went to the link on that HOA petition, entered my callsign,
    and clicked SEND, once the data was populated.

    If the institution didn't want to hear my squeaky voice I would
    bring Headsets and a J-38 Key.

    That'd work...let the computer or keyer do all the work.

    At least that's the plan I have in my mind
    /Portable# should work O.K. unless I was transmitting on the
    15M band.

    It depends on the propagation conditions. I'm hoping they will
    get better in the winter.

    73,

    Daryl, N5VLZ

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 14 00:01:14 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 14, 2025.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    No use
    Knowing
    How to pick 'em
    If your half-shaved
    Whiskers stick 'em
    Burma-Shave
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  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Thu Oct 16 16:02:21 2025

    Ed,

    Details, details, details. <G>

    I had a fellow ham radio operator on my BBS years ago (when it was
    still on dial-up. At a "flea market", he found a most unusual system,
    with the following:

    1) A 3.5" and a 5.25" floppy drive
    2) A monochrome amber monitor (with complimentary burn-in <G>).
    3) A keyboard and a mouse

    What was missing?? A hard drive, and an operating system!!

    So, I created a 3.5" floppy disk with the COMMAND.COM from
    Windows 95, and we booted up on A: (3.5") drive. Then, on the
    B: (5.25") drive, I had the minimal setup of GTO -- GT Power,
    Terminal Only. At the time, it was on dial-up only. But, he was
    able to logon to my BBS, and play the games...from a computer
    that didn't have a hard drive or an OS!!

    Don't give these folks ideas!! <G>

    I went to the link on that HOA petition, entered my callsign,
    and clicked SEND, once the data was populated.

    That'd work...let the computer or keyer do all the work.

    It depends on the propagation conditions. I'm hoping they will
    get better in the winter.

    73,

    Daryl, N5VLZ

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    That was a nice idea to boot from a floppy so he could read and write posts on your BBS

    Reading about booting from floppy made me recall about the day after the delicery of a 486DX33 DOS 5.0/WIN 3.1 desktop here, I was looking at the Files installed on the HDD and removing some of those that I thought I would never need to run.
    When I got done I turned the power switch off and back on after waiting a bit. NOTHING HAPPENED!

    One of those Files Ithought wasn't needed was CONFIG.SYS .
    Luckily I had the sense to put the 5.25" disk in the A: drive and turned the power off and back on to get the PC running so I could Copy CONFIG.SYS from the floppy tothe HDD.

    Next, I called the builder on the L/L and told him what I did
    He laughed.
    Ed
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  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Thu Oct 16 16:06:33 2025
    In re-reading your post instead of CONFIG.SYS it could have been COMMAND.COM that I deleated back then.
    Ed
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