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HART: The New American Dream - To Be A Stay-At-Home Federal Agent
OPINION
Ron Hart
December 11, 2024 11:37 AM ET
Note: This article contains satirical elements.
Joe Biden pardoned his son (who he says did nothing wrong) for sins going
back over 10 years. Hunter has apparently not been doing anything wrong
for a long time.
Then Joe Biden jetted off to Africa, presumably to see about the money he
sent to that Nigerian prince after hearing that he was wronged on an
email.
When Joe returned, he checked to see if Hunter needed any more pardons for
crimes he committed while "the big guy" was gone. Hearing of none, he got
back to business as usual: shoveling taxpayer money out the door to NGOs
that will give it back to the Democrat Party in nefarious ways.
The Democrats are also sending more money to Ukraine and/or any war that
pleases the defense industry. Leaving no doubt, the fully funded
Raytheon/Lockheed Joe Biden Presidential Library and Memory Care Center
will be opening in Delaware in 2025.
The Clinton Presidential Library appropriately features a stripper pole
and a two-drink minimum. The Biden Presidential Library will make sense,
too: none of the elevators will go to the top floor.
Having just returned from an event in Washington, D.C., I can tell you
that the atmosphere there is odd. Entrenched bureaucrats know a new
sheriff is coming to town. I would love to own a paper shredding company
in D.C. now.
Buildings remain empty. D.C. is dead. Even today only 6% of federal
workers report in person on a full-time basis. So, 94% are still "remote."
This shows how important their jobs are. In our next war, our military
generals and soldiers plan on ham-handedly interfering with the affairs of
another country entirely from home. FBI management has been forced to plan
the next three Trump assassination attempts from home via Zoom.
Do not worry. The FBI and NSA can still monitor all of us. And just a
favor, NSA: I Ubered home loaded the other night and misplaced my car
keys. Where did I put them?
The feds were able to leak to The New York Times an email from Pete
Hegseth's mother from 2018 they just happened to have. But there is still
no word on the Epstein Island list of Democrat pedophiles. It is the only
secure document in D.C.
Kash Patel should help straighten out a lot of this when he heads the FBI.
He got his name because he never uses credit cards.
The feds are crawling all over monitoring us. The authorities have so many
pictures of Luigi Mangione, who murdered the CEO of United Healthcare,
that they seem to have done a photo shoot in NYC. His Netflix bio pic
shots are almost complete. All that is left is tying him to the Republican
Party.
New York officials did not have Luigi on their suspect list. He was caught
in a small town in Pennsylvania, identified by an ordinary citizen at a
McDonald's. Burger King responded with an ad: Burger King, we don't
snitch.
NYC's Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, and our feds are sending a very stern
and clear signal to New York murderers: you can come here, shoot a man in
front of witnesses and cameras, and flirt with our hotel desk clerks. And
you must eventually skedaddle out of town, Mister, but not before you rent
a bike and visit Central Park and then wait at the Port Authority Bus
Station for a long time.
Just don't borrow money from one of our banks 20 years ago and pay it back
on time with interest. Nor even think about protecting subway riders by
holding a man down who is threatening passengers. You will be dragged
through an expensive trial. New York takes that seriously.
If you are an illegal alien in New York and rob or assault someone, there
could be severe consequences! You could be asked to pay for your own
mini-bar charges at the Roosevelt Hotel, and you will only get a coach
airline ticket to your next sanctuary city.
The privileged kid who shot the healthcare CEO is an all-too-familiar
story. Granddad made a lot of money; Luigi is third generation entrusted
to liberal elite prep schooling and then the Ivy League, where he was
indoctrinated with a left-wing hatred for capitalism and a sense of
entitlement.
Luigi modeled himself after another Ivy League killer, Ted Kaczynski (the
"Unabomber"), who died in 2023. The Unabomber's estate is still not
settled because no one will unseal his Will.
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