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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: A little on the dark side.
-- digi
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
-- digi
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
Hello All,
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs!
-- digi
... Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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From
Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to
All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
Hello All,
Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.
Moral:
He who has a Tates is lost!
-- Sean
... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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