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  • Re: Testing The Nurses

    From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 25 22:47:02 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Rob Mccart <=-

    Rob,

    Just tell her you want to see if her butt was cracked like yours. <G>

    That sounds like a good way to get your butt kicked.. B)

    Or, she'll do a prostate check without trimming her fingernails
    first. :P

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gABYTmXos


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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Jimmy Anderson on Wed Nov 26 11:27:50 2025
    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 27 02:39:08 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson:

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Can't look at a frozen bag of peas anymore, can ya?

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Thu Nov 27 12:45:50 2025
    Sean,

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Can't look at a frozen bag of peas anymore, can ya?

    Actually, that's what Janice said after I had the wings clipped. <G>

    But, I do love the frozen English peas that I can microwave.

    My turkey day dinner will be a Marie Callendar dinner, with dinner
    rolls, with mini-birthday-moonpies for dessert, washing it down with
    sugar free fruit punch.

    How To Cook A Turkey.

    1) Buy a turkey.
    2) Have a glass of wine.
    3) Stuff turkey.
    4) Have a glass of wine.
    5) Put turkey in oven.
    6) Relax and have a glass of wine.
    7) Turk the bastey.
    8) Wine of glass another get.
    9) Hunt for meat thermometer.
    10) Glass yourself another pour of wine.
    11) Bake the wine for 4 hours.
    12) Take the oven out of the turkey.
    13) Tet the sable.
    14) Grab another wottle of bine.
    15) Turk the carvey!!

    And, you just had to invite your cousin, the TSA agent, for dinner. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Wed Dec 3 22:10:57 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson <=-

    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    :-)



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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Jimmy Anderson on Thu Dec 4 23:08:01 2025
    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    The Colorectal Surgeon one was performed at a conference of Colorectal Surgeons...and they loved it.

    A fellow ham radio operator, who was a retired gastrointerologist,
    took his Amateur Extra exam under a central Arkansas exam session that
    I oversaw. When he upgraded, he asked me to get him "A Jazzy Callsign".
    So, I got him "AG5AS"...although I forget what he had on his QSL card
    (hi hi). Sadly, he became a Silent Key several years ago from pancreatic cancer...the same thing that killed my father.

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    :-)

    Let me know what you think of the other 2 videos.

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    do anything for her. A fellow worker showed up, and asked if she needed
    help. Angrily, she replied "It's about time someone showed up!! I've
    been pressing the F1 key for 20 minutes!!". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 26 19:28:48 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson <=-

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    Let me know what you think of the other 2 videos.

    They were okay -- didn't have the same ring to them I don't think. :-)

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    Well, the blonde needed help at the computer, and it didn't seem to
    do anything for her. A fellow worker showed up, and asked if she needed help. Angrily, she replied "It's about time someone showed up!! I've
    been pressing the F1 key for 20 minutes!!". <G>

    :-) nice


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