George Pope wrote to All <=-

Happy birthday Canada on the 1st of July!

Do you know how Canada got its name?
The three guys who discovered it put some letters in a bag and decided to name the country after the letters they pulled out.
First guy: I got a "C", eh.
Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
Third guy: I got a "D", eh.

That's how I've been telling it; good to have corroboration, or you've just caught it roundabout from one of my older posting of it here or in other humour areas. . .

Or the the alternate idea which was that Canada was empty when the first
settlers arrived (or so they thought). So it was named: Can = container, nada
= nothing. Empty container. Sort of like a Doug and Bob Mackenzie show.

Oh, Bob & Doug-- I doo recall them, of course -- f*cking Americans thinking they have a clue about my country when most don't know spit about their own!

The real answer, of course, is "Kanata" was the Huron word for "village."

Early explorers asked them, "What do you call this place?" & that's the honest answer they received. Now there is a Kanata in most provinces, I believe. Some are bigger than villages (towns or even cities)

We use the term for some of our international sports teams, like in Olympic Curling we have Team Canada, but for the Paralympic Curling, it's Team Adanac(read it backwards); I think some other sports use "Team Kanata" but I'm not much for following sports, unless they involve sexy women doing beautifully presented activities (Figure Skating, Rhythmic Gymnastics come to mind first.)

... You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.

Oh, I'm always taking dinner, whether or not it's what was originally presented to me.

I had an older friend (is that possible? Yup) who, if a waitress asked if he liked his meal, would respond, "It's not flipped onto the floor is it?"

One time he was asked how he liked his meal & he, where he was a regular, answered, "It's at our usual standards."; goes to pay & finds out that his meal was comped to him, in full! Bonus: steak & trimmings for $0.00!

& we have a topic for ObPuns:

I was trying to give away a bunch of those little bugs that make honey. But nobody wanted my freebies.

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. ôThatÆs one too many!ö says the customer. The clerk replies ôItÆs a freebieö

Welp, I guess that's as far as that one can go. . . Enjoy your day/week/month/season/any damned thing you want to! (if they're all consenting adults, of course!)

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George Pope wrote to Dr. What <=-

First guy: I got a "C", eh.
Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
Third guy: I got a "D", eh.

That's how I've been telling it; good to have corroboration, or you've just caught it roundabout from one of my older posting of it here or
in other humour areas. . .

Doubt it. I heard that joke 30+ years ago.

Oh, Bob & Doug-- I doo recall them, of course -- f*cking Americans thinking they have a clue about my country when most don't know spit about their own!

But Doug and Bob were about Canada (sort of). The story is that Canada required every show to have XX minutes of "Canadian content". So SCTV came up with Doug and Bob McKenzie as a response to that.

The real answer, of course, is "Kanata" was the Huron word for
"village."

Early explorers asked them, "What do you call this place?" & that's the honest answer they received. Now there is a Kanata in most provinces,
I believe. Some are bigger than villages (towns or even cities)

Sounds like a dad joke about the Michigan towns of Naubinway (knob-in-way) and Newaygo (new-way-go).

I had an older friend (is that possible? Yup)

My grandparents once introduced me to an 80-year-old named "junior". I asked if that was his real name. They said "No, but he lives with his dad, so everyone just calls him 'junior'."


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George Pope wrote to All <=-

Happy birthday Canada on the 1st of July!

Do you know how Canada got its name?

The three guys who discovered it put some letters in a bag and decided to
name the country after the letters they pulled out.

First guy: I got a "C", eh.
Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
Third guy: I got a "D", eh.

Or the the alternate idea which was that Canada was empty when the first settlers arrived (or so they thought). So it was named: Can = container, nada = nothing. Empty container. Sort of like a Doug and Bob Mackenzie show.


... You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.
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