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  • Re: Primates have been masturbating for 40 million years

    From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Joe Phigan on Tue Sep 10 11:37:42 2024
    A recent study shows that masturbation by male primates is an
    ancient

    You forgot to mention that if you don't masturbate, you'll get cancer,
    and die.

    So, my wife died from cancer ...

    EC

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